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DeadmanDate: Friday, 2010-02-12, 3:36 PM | Message # 16
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"SILENCE...I KILL YOU!"-Achmed tongue tongue

CAUTION!

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AteistDate: Friday, 2010-02-12, 6:06 PM | Message # 17
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I love this more from Achmed and Jeff tongue

Achmed: "2 jews walk into a bar"
Jeff : "No! No!"
Achmed: "What?? You don't let jews into your bar? You racist bastard!"
Jeff: "What I mean is that we don't want any racist jokes"
Achmed: "Oh, ok.. What if I kill the jews!?"
Jeff: "No"
Achmed: "I'm kidding.. I would not kill the jews. I would toss a penny in between them and watch them fight to the death!" *Audience laughs* "Yes! yes!.. I did the same thing with two catholic priests! but I threw in a small boy! *laughs* .. And the winner had to fight Michael Jackson!!"

 
DeadmanDate: Saturday, 2010-02-13, 10:39 AM | Message # 18
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xD i see you too watched Achmed and Jeff.....For now we are a fans of Achmed and his friend smile

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TuralyonDate: Saturday, 2010-02-13, 10:47 AM | Message # 19
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Hm, I like Peanut or Walter more. Ok, Achmed is funny, but those two are funnier wink

Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
 
AteistDate: Sunday, 2010-02-14, 4:25 PM | Message # 20
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well.. to me the only "not so funny" guy is the dude with the big nose. The others make me rofl biggrin
 
TuralyonDate: Sunday, 2010-02-14, 6:59 PM | Message # 21
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Hm, you mean Bubba J, didn't like him either ... but check Bubba J in "Very special christmas special" - here's the **link** ... it's funnier (the only full version I could find)

But if you meant Melvin the Superhero (about the big nose), than I agree.


Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
 
AteistDate: Monday, 2010-02-15, 10:36 AM | Message # 22
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Thx tur ^^ But I already got the full version of both his performances. And yes it was Melvin I was referring to.. Bubba J is an ok dude, at least in the very special Christmas special. Gotta love his song <3 xD biggrin
 
BambamDate: Tuesday, 2010-03-30, 11:53 PM | Message # 23
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Only after the last tree has been cut down,
only after the last river has been poisoned,
only after the last fish has been caught,
only then will you find that money cannot be eaten.

- Cree Indian Prophecy


Justin Bieber: "I've been sent from god to make music"
Tiësto: "I didn't send anybody"
 
JilakoDate: Wednesday, 2010-03-31, 6:11 AM | Message # 24
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"Only after the last tree has been cut down, " .. you were going to eat trees? O.O
anyway, nice quote smile


L'enfer, c'est les autres.
 
KamiziDate: Wednesday, 2010-03-31, 5:50 PM | Message # 25
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Trees are tasty... green.... salad...

He wanna kill me!
 
tinyDate: Wednesday, 2010-03-31, 7:46 PM | Message # 26
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The Bible
Matthew:
"All they that take the sword, shall perish with the sword."

Ernest Hemingway:
"Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. Ask the infantry and ask the dead."

Gregory Clark:
"Are bombs the only way of setting fire to the spirit of a people? Is the human will as inert as the past two world-wide wars would indicate?"

Bob Dylan:
"Come you masters of war
You that build all the guns
You that build the death planes
You that build the big bombs
You that hide behind walls
You that hide behind desks
I just want you to know I can see through your masks."

Dwight D. Eisenhower:
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed."

Martin Luther King, Jr.:
"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."

Got more but tp lazy to post them D:


I cam I saw I conquered

Message edited by tiny - Wednesday, 2010-03-31, 7:51 PM
 
TuralyonDate: Wednesday, 2010-03-31, 8:46 PM | Message # 27
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"Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes. "
"He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed."
"Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it."
"Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star."
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do."
"The cautious seldom err."
"The superior man cannot be known in little matters, but he may be entrusted with great concerns. The small man may not be entrusted with great concerns, but he may be known in little matters."
"When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it – this is knowledge."
-- Confucius --


Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
 
MightyMalcolmDate: Thursday, 2010-04-01, 9:04 PM | Message # 28
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15 minutes before he died, he was still alive.

Applause from the audience, please!
 
JilakoDate: Tuesday, 2011-02-01, 7:27 PM | Message # 29
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"To punish the oppressors of humanity is clemency; to forgive them is cruelty. "
"Passer! Do not grieve over my destiny. You would be dead when I had been alive"
"Crime butchers innocence to secure a throne, and innocence struggles with all its might against the attempts of crime."
All theses quotes are from Maximilien de Robespierre (well, the second one is his epitaph)


L'enfer, c'est les autres.
 
StBDate: Tuesday, 2011-02-01, 8:21 PM | Message # 30
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"I-Like-To-Kill-Things" i will be impressed if anyone would know from what it is

"-For pony

-What? You cant use that as yours battle cry

-Why not? You have on

-Mine is for nobility, honor and a deceased yet no longer forgotten people

-Mine is for ponies

-That's not-

-FOR PONY!"

Message edited by StB - Tuesday, 2011-02-01, 8:31 PM
 
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