Hoho funny ^.^

Dwarfbier

Date: Wednesday, 2008-06-04, 2:58 PM | Message # 1

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http://www.german-bash.org/action/top/

http://www.german-bash.org/action/toprandom

Sorry, this is a German side, but it's still damn funny =)

If you wish i can translate the Top 1 - 50

Always hold tigh to the Present. Each condition, yes each moment is of unthinkable value, because this moment is the representative of an Eternity.

Sinner

Date: Wednesday, 2008-06-04, 8:43 PM | Message # 2

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Yes, please do ^^
I belive its funny, but its hard to get it when its in german tongue

Dwarfbier

Date: Thursday, 2008-06-05, 4:08 PM | Message # 3

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Top 1

<NudelMC> damn it under investigation arrest
<Freda> Why this, NudelMC
<NudelMC> The nice mister Cybetec had to get drunk
<NudelMC> than he climbed on a desk on a local street festival
<NudelMC> cries "FOR ALLAH" and throws his backpack into the people
<Cybetec> It was funny though..
<Freda> LOL
<Cybetec> and there were free seats again !

These are comments from talking people over IRC chat, wich were send to www.german-bash.org.

Have fun with number 1

Always hold tigh to the Present. Each condition, yes each moment is of unthinkable value, because this moment is the representative of an Eternity.

Dwarfbier

Date: Monday, 2008-06-23, 8:41 AM | Message # 4

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Top 2

<fusion> do you have some naked pictures of your girlfriend ?
<chrzan> nope :/
<fusion> do you want some ? :>

Always hold tigh to the Present. Each condition, yes each moment is of unthinkable value, because this moment is the representative of an Eternity.

Dwarfbier

Date: Monday, 2008-06-23, 8:44 AM | Message # 5

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Top 3

<Nimm> Hey, Harald, didn't you forget something, when you were here to get the Cds ?
<Horaz> No, i don't know what, cigarrets, keys. money, pullover, i dont know... ?
<Nimm> hmm, what about your daughter ?
<Horaz> ... Shit im on my way !!!! SRY MATE
<Nimm> np .... np

Always hold tigh to the Present. Each condition, yes each moment is of unthinkable value, because this moment is the representative of an Eternity.

Dwarfbier

Date: Monday, 2008-06-23, 8:46 AM | Message # 6

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Top 4

<Absolut> if I ask you right now for sex, would your answere be the same, wich you would give me on this question ?

Always hold tigh to the Present. Each condition, yes each moment is of unthinkable value, because this moment is the representative of an Eternity.

Dwarfbier

Date: Monday, 2008-06-23, 8:48 AM | Message # 7

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Top 5

<Oasis> brb
<passi> ok
<Oasis> re
<passi> wb
<Oasis> thx
<passi> np
<Oasis> cs?
<passi> ip?
<spanky> you guys are stupid

Always hold tigh to the Present. Each condition, yes each moment is of unthinkable value, because this moment is the representative of an Eternity.

Dwarfbier

Date: Monday, 2008-06-23, 8:54 AM | Message # 8

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Top 6

<MMM> I think I won't laugh this loud again... godly today morning in Bio, we did microscope our own saliva. Suddenly one girl very excited ''Somethings moving here!!''. Everyone is quite, and the professor has a look at it.
He looks again and says : ''Oh yes, this is definietly a living Spermcell.'' I think the girl just wanted to die wink

Always hold tigh to the Present. Each condition, yes each moment is of unthinkable value, because this moment is the representative of an Eternity.

h@†3

Date: Tuesday, 2008-06-24, 0:16 AM | Message # 9

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Hi there... i readed the stuff... omfg thats so funny biggrin

are there really so stupid people...

I mean i never lughted like that befor biggrin biggrin biggrin

Its me V3nd3ttV... (the revenge)

Dwarfbier

Date: Tuesday, 2008-06-24, 9:23 AM | Message # 10

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Top Random

<TheHCafk> If you are on a plane and your seat neighbor is getting on your nerves
<TheHCafk> 1. Open slowly, relaxed and with smooth movings your Laptop bag
<TheHCafk> 2. Take your Laptop out
<TheHCafk> 3. Start it
<TheHCafk> 4. Turn it like this, that your seat neighbor can see the monitor
<TheHCafk> 5. Close your eyes and look praying to the Sky
<TheHCafk> 6. and click on this Link :

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

This is the best one i ever read !!!!

Have fun with my Top 1 Random !!!

Always hold tigh to the Present. Each condition, yes each moment is of unthinkable value, because this moment is the representative of an Eternity.

Tyranus

Date: Tuesday, 2008-06-24, 10:00 AM | Message # 11

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lol dwarf, this last one is really cruel xD

Turalyon

Date: Tuesday, 2008-06-24, 10:38 AM | Message # 12

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nice xD I too laughed at this one xD
post post more tongue

Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

Sinner

Date: Tuesday, 2008-06-24, 2:24 PM | Message # 13

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haha really funny!
Didn't get to see the last link (the countdown), but haha, i got it anyway xD

Sinner

Date: Tuesday, 2008-07-01, 1:47 PM | Message # 14

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hahahaha! opened it in Mozilla wink

And tomorrow im gonna test it on the airport xD
So if i don't come online after 3 weeks....you know the reson tongue

Tyranus

Date: Friday, 2008-09-26, 10:28 PM | Message # 15

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I got some funny sentences, which I thought it would be nice to tell you too. They are suppose to be mistranslated words in meaning and all are really in use as far as I know. Some are hard to get the funny part, even I don't get it in all of them but anyway, here they are:

Italy: This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.

India: Welcome to hotel Cosy, where no one's stranger.

Torremolinos: We highly recommend the hotel tard. (This tard is meant as prostitute happy )

In a Japanese taxi: Safety first. Please put on your seat belt. Prepare for accident.

A Venezuela menu: Fried chicken babies, fungus cream and grill cattle bowels.

India: Our establishment serves a tea in a bag like mother.

Tokyo, Japan: Please do not bring outside food excluding children under five.

Paris, France: We serve five o'clock tea at all times.

Pack of toy animals, Thailand: Be careful of being eaten by small children.

Instructions for a Japanese washing machine: Push button. Foam coming plenty. Big noise. Finish.

English subtitles of various films in Hong Kong: I will kill you until you are dead from it! * I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out! * Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected!

Information line, Australia: If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2.

Mexico: Come to Juan's jewelry shop. We won't screw you too much.

Japanese "Do not enter" sign: Do not get into this.

An Israeli butcher's: I slaughter myself twice daily.

France: Swimming is forbidden in the absence of the savior.

I hope you enjoyed it. cool